{"id":33,"date":"2007-10-31T19:15:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-31T23:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patrickmauro.net\/blog\/?p=33"},"modified":"2019-07-25T15:00:59","modified_gmt":"2019-07-25T19:00:59","slug":"becoming-a-demon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patrickmauro.net\/blog\/?p=33","title":{"rendered":"Becoming a demon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/patrickmauro.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/nerd-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\">Hello!!!!!!1111oneoneoneeleven I\u2019m a student from AAST!! I mean&#8230;Of course, where else would I be? I AM incredibly intelligent. It\u2019s where I belong.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve always really wondered what it\u2019s like NOT being as incredibly intelligent as I am.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve always wanted to ask one of the students from AVPA what it\u2019s like actually knowing that they have a brain that is biologically not as evolved and developed as that of those of us who are students of AAST.<\/p>\n<p>I enjoy mathematics, physics, calculus, chemistry, Linux operating systems and any and all video games. And Anime.<br \/>\nWhen I\u2019m not programming with javascript or debating chronology of \u201cKedasu no Hirokisaki\u201d with my English-speaking friend from Japan whom I met on an internet forum, I listen to popular music. And by popular music I of COURSE mean the collected concertos of J. S. Bach.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, in fact, that reminds me! I was in choir the other day, and someone told me the nicest thing! They told me to go conduct an orchestra because I was so good at doing it while our choirmaster rehearsed us! Well, it sure is nice being complemented by so many people, even if they ARE intellectually inferior to me!<\/p>\n<p>I really find stupid people SO interesting.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>For Halloween this year I tried something a little different. I became THIS bigoted asshole. I definitely DID have the scariest costume. My goal was not to dress up, but to show people in this school how bigoted they can be. The problem with having a school filled with nerds is that a lot of people have their egos incredibly inflated.<br \/>\nSo this arrogant, socially inept <!--and slightly-autistic -->boy is my answer to those people who believe they know everything. Guess what, asshole? This is you. You are an arrogant, conceited and annoying asshole. Nobody likes you. You\u2019re just too self-centered and arrogant to even notice.<\/p>\n<p>The scary thing is people actually didn\u2019t recognize me. They believed I WAS <!--slightly autistic-->this guy. Which is just as fine, because that means I can annoy the hell out of you and get away with it. But it was more than just that. The way people treated my character really was kind of saddening. It really pulls out the darker side of other people.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Well that\u2019s the story of this guy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello!!!!!!1111oneoneoneeleven I\u2019m a student from AAST!! I mean&#8230;Of course, where else would I be? I AM incredibly intelligent. It\u2019s where I belong. I\u2019ve always really wondered what it\u2019s like NOT being as incredibly intelligent as I am. I\u2019ve always wanted &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/patrickmauro.net\/blog\/?p=33\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":58,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patrickmauro.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patrickmauro.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patrickmauro.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrickmauro.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrickmauro.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/patrickmauro.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":284,"href":"https:\/\/patrickmauro.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions\/284"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrickmauro.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/58"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patrickmauro.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrickmauro.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrickmauro.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}